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5sos at the Teen Choice Awards probably

  • Ashton:

    guys i cant be here im not even a teenager

  • Luke:

    Ashton you're like 12 stfu

  • Calum:

    is it even legal that im attracted to all these girls omg

  • Mikey:

    the screaming. oh god the screaming

  • Luke:

    guys we're here to perform get your shit together

  • Ashton:

    hey hottie you got a bright future behind yo- harry omg is that you, your hair is so long also why am i attracted to you

  • Calum:

    do you think they can black stuff out before it goes on tv or

  • Luke:

    calum why would you ask tha- OH MY GOD PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON

  • Mikey:

    i bet these kids dont even know what donkey kong is! back in my day-

  • Calum:

    IM NAKED AND READY TO PERFORM LEGGO

  • Luke:

    fuck. fuck my life oh my god fuck

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